Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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