Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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