I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I did not marry a roomba.
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