using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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