Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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