I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Are these your boobs on my camera?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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