covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My Higher Power is John Stamos
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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