i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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