Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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