i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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