there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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