Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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