so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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