Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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