No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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