She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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