i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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