did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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