Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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