I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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