Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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