Nicole vs. Life
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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