Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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