Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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