You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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