That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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