and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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