no. you can't hotbox the world.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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