have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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