Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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