Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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