Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
whose ass print is on the piano?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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