Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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