She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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