I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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