he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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