Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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