I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
handjob tips. give me some.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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