Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
