He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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