..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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