Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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