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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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