at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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