don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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