If that was your dad, he is hot
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
