Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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