apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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