my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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