Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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