oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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