Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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