Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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